It's Hard Keeping It In His Pants

Two friends, Tim and Steve couldn’t be more different. Tim is a lonely but ambitious inventor while Steve is a suave musician with a beautiful girlfriend Renee.

After getting dumped by his trashy ex-girlfriend, Tim is thrust into a desperate quest to make more of his life. Inspired by the sexual prowess of his upstairs neighbor Wallace, Tim adopts a simple and demented approach to serenity- having sex with beautiful women. He doesn’t take into account one major setback- women think he’s a bumbling idiot.

When Tim discovers that the secret to success with women lies in the possession of a mystical statue, his luck changes… for the worse. It seems the statue is attracting Renee and he realizes his secret lust for her. Now Tim is really caught in a mess.

Laughs abound as Tim sorts out his predicament and finds success by looking in the one place he never expected to find it… in himself.