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Synopsis
Douglas Peatry's life is a routine nothing more than bland. He goes to work every day at a mediocre job, tries to avoid confrontation with his tormenting coworkers, and basks in life's simple pleasures like fish sticks and his hot tub. All of that changes when two animal rights amateurs uncover a secret government experiment by rescuing a live and dangerous scientific specimen, a shark with a human brain, and dispose of it in the first place they stumble upon: Douglas's hot tub. Douglas discovers the opportunity for sweet vengeance against all who have wronged him… at one-hundred and one degrees. But how long will it be before reality comes crashing down?
Cast
Douglas Peatry: Chris GreenScooner: Edi Zanidache
Ronwell J. Kurgan III: Scott Bessho
Andi Bowman: Brianne René
Budmire : Dane Storrusten
Celeste Margera: Kristen Nedopak
Dad: Dex Manley
Crew
Grip: Matthew BurtnerCinematographer : Ty Huffer
Key Grip: Matt Qualls
Assistant Director : Alisha Geck
Seattle True Independent Film Festival
-- Opening Film
(Nominated)
IndieGathering Film Festival and Convention (Cleveland) -- Best Feature Comedy (Nominated)
IndieGathering Film Festival and Convention (Cleveland) -- Best Feature Comedy (Nominated)
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3 years, 1 month ago
To sum this movie up....if you are not extremely entertained by it, you're a robot.
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3 years, 2 months ago
BITE SIZE is a hoot to watch. Good, bloody absurd fun! The cast is hilarious, and the kills are brilliant. Oh, and there's a shark. In a hot tub. Buy this, gather your friends and liquor, and have a ball. Or a leg. Or whatever you prefer.
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3 years, 2 months ago
Sharktub Horromedy! Or something like that. This goofy and twisted story about how a hungry shark winds up in a hot tub and changes one anxious guys life forever is the kind of movie that was made for those who love film for film’s sake. Not intended for today’s broader audience of movie watchers looking to see the newest Pixar moment -- this film feels like it was inspired by and for true film geeks. The plot, about a stolen, bio-engineered shark is dropped into the hot tub of a anxious scientist looking for the cure to hangnails (in one of the film’s many hilarious side-jokes), is a fun Little Shop of Horrors-esque take on how the little annoyances in life, like getting pushed around by the janitor at work, can drive an Everyday Joe to murderous tendencies. The two leads have a nice socially-inept guy w/ Lonely-girl relationship, and all the other actors, particularly the aforementioned janitor who steals every scene he’s in, do a nice job of moving the plot along. Director and editor Ty Huffer shows a real gift for comedic timing along with a horror-lover’s appreciation for the creepy emotions that make the weirdos in society interesting film characters. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if I’m watching a Ty Huffer film on a much larger scale in the near future, Make sure you check out “Bite Size” and see if you see the same thing. Oh Balls!